I couldn't have been more wrong

Remember this post? Most of you probably don't remember because it was only like the third or fourth post on this little blog and let's face it, I only had one reader at the time. So if you don't feel like reading the old post, here's a very short recap for you: There was nothing on this planet I wanted more than to be a stay-at-home-mom. NOTHING. Like, you can't even grasp the amount I wanted this. It was what I thought about every day, all day. Nothing else would have ever made me happy. I wanted it to be my job. I prayed for hours and hours and some more hours about it. I cried. I talked to others about it. I blogged about it. I went to church about it. It was what I wanted

Tuesday 10

How much do we love my new blog design?!? So much!!!! If you are viewing this on your phone, please take a couple minutes to check it out on a computer. The famous Becca Paro worked her magic again and made my page beautiful! You should be jealous that I know her, she's kinda awesome. Let's do this Tuesday10 business. 1. She's laughed with me. She's cried with me. She's vacationed with me. She's gossiped and has been judgmental with me. She's driven many many miles to visit me in college. She's bought me countless sweet tea's because she knows the way to my heart. She's held my hand when I was crying about boys. She's been drunk with me. She's never judged me, even when I deserv

Why I can tell you I'm raising 2 boys...

Tonight, the hubs offered to start Kaleb's bath. When I walk into the bathroom, I see this. My baby will be attending daycare smelling like a grown ass man tomorrow. I'm raising 2 boys, yo.

Tuesday 10

1. You guys? We are screwed. Life as we know it, is over. Kaleb is crawling out of his crib. Homeboy showed up in our bedroom Monday morning saying, "Momma nigh night?" Scared the shit out of me. Then for his nap, I shut his door completely and then heard him knocking. Last night? He got up twice and entered the master bedroom, unannounced. Okay moms, what should I do? Toddler bed? Are we even ready for that? What are the proper policies on shutting their door completely at night? Ugh. I'm so not pumped about this. Why does my kid have to have climbing capabilities? 2. I constantly smell poop. Everywhere I go in our house, I constantly smell poop. I feel like my nose is set on

My heart was warm on Valentines 2013

Coming to you a day late, I know. If you are an IG follower you've seen some of these pictures. Guess what? You get to see them again. :) It's probably not a secret anymore, I work at a hospital. A few weeks ago I was asked to help coordinate 10 bus loads of kids who were coming to pass out Valentines to the patients who were hospitalized. I wasn't thrilled at first. I mean, 10 bus loads of kids + Balloons + Candy + Valentines excitement + very ill patients just doesn't sound like it'll equal "fun" per say. Am I right? I was to grab kids as they unloaded and then keep track of them as we were walking around the hospital THEN as if that wasn't enough, I needed to return them safe

Tuesday 10

1. You know I have to say something about the Bachelor. First off, flippin love Des! She is too cute. I also equally love AshLee. I feel like they'll be the last two standing and I'd be happy with either. If he doesn't pick Des, she would make a great next Bachelorette! Secondly, Tiara is the hottest mess I've ever seen. What the hell is her deal? I can not wait for when the women tell all...there should def be some drama there. I just hope someone helps her with her eyebrows since she can't do it herself, you know. Also. Sparkle? Really? Because that's not what I would call it... 2. Kidney stone update, anyone? So ideally they wanted me to pass the stone that weekend or at least

Tuesday 10

Living with a husband, a toddler and a dog, I've noticed the strangest things coming out of my mouth...here are the top 10! 1. We don't eat sticks...or Molly's rawhide. 2. Kaleb! Do not stick your finger in the dogs eye! 3. Kaleb, we do not pee and poop in mommy's closet. 4. The shopping cart does not go in the bathtub. 5. We do not randomly pick up produce at the store and take a bite....and then put it back on the shelf. Also, the tomato is not a ball to throw. 6. You can not be randomly licking things like the wall and the dog. 7. This food is for the dog, not for Kaleb. 8. Kaleb, please get out of the dryer so mommy can put the clothes in there. 9. The potty chair is no

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